Matthew W.

There are two 80 year old men Steve and Joe. They both love Coffee and Baseball. One day, in a coffee shop, Steve and Joe are discussing who is the most likely to die first. They both decide that Steve will probally die first. Joe asks "Steve, if you die first can you send a sign about how good the coffee and Baseball is in Heaven." Steve replies "Sure!" The next day Steve dies. That night Joe has a dream and Steve is in it. Steve says " The coffee in Heaven is the best ever! And about the Baseball, I have good news and bad news. The good news is the fields are beautiful and the games are so fun. The bad news is your pitching Thursday!"

funniness: 6.11

rating: PG