seymour a.

When i was about 9-10, i was climbing a tree in my garden, but somehow, my pants got caught onto a tree branch and i fell, the only reason i didn't break any bones in my body was because of my pants, they were stuck to the tree like glue. So i yelled for help, and my dad came (to the rescue) out with a ladder, and started climbing the ladder, but he slipped and fell (he wasn't very far from the ground when he fell.) And i was hanging from the tree for about 30 minutes. I learnt 2 things that day: A) My dad wasn't the best ladder climber. My pants caused me a lot pain that day. B)Your Pants can cause you a lot of pain.

funniness: 1.86

rating: PG