jacob c.

Once a bedouin was traveling alone in the desert. Being lonely, he is horny and wants to have sex. He tries to mount his camel, but it runs away. He tries again, and for the second time the camel runs away. Finally he meets three hot blondes with huge hooters. Their car has broken down and they tell him that "if you help us, we'll do anything for you." "Anything, hmmmm..." thinks the bedouin. After fixing the car the three dames thank the bedouin and tell him, "now we'll grant your favor." He grins slyly and aks, "Can you three help me hold down my camel?"

funniness: 5.63

rating: PG-13