Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Isela R.

What, may you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on as these marvelous stories unfold of what children think about and you'll discover the joy in it! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?" JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James asked: "What happened to the flea?" TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew . Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" The sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

funniness: 8.73

rating: G

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Jay88 M.

well that is true...

funniness: 8.99

rating: G

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Joe F.

funniness: 8.24

rating: PG

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Moe R.

'The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'

funniness: 9.00

rating: R

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Eric P.

funniness: 8.10

rating: PG

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 8.42

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ********** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ********** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ********** Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" ********** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ********** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ********** On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ********** At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." ********** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ********** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action." ********** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ********** At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ********** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ********** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ********** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ********** Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ********** In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ********** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up." ********** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ********** And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." **********

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG

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pvlk k.

he can wait like 50 years and sell it for a good price as an antique

funniness: 8.44

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.99

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 10.00

rating: G

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