Jerry V.

Tommy sat behind Sally in Sunday School. Tommy had a needle that he would annoy Sally with. One day the teacher asked, "who is the lord almighty". Tommy poked her with the needle, "Jesus Christ", Sally reponded. "Thats correct", said replied the teacher. After poking her multiple times, the teacher asked, "After Jesus had 23 kids, what did she say when he wanted more". Sally replied when Tommy poked her, "If you stick that thing in me one more time!"

funniness: 2.80

rating: PG-13