Bennett H.

One day this elderly man was in the doctor's office, and the doctor said, I have bad news, and worse news. Looking from these test results, it appears that you have AIDS. "Oh no," replied the man, what could be worse than that?" "Well, you also have alzhiemers." And the man replied, "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

funniness: 5.35

rating: PG