Adam G.

One day a little kid, Fred, wakes up in the middle of the night. Fred walkes over to see what his parents are doing because he is scared in the dark. He walks in, and there are his parents screwing eachother. He sees his dad's enormous dick and asks "What is that?" His dad thinks fast and says, "It's a car." Then he sees his mom's pussy and says "Mommy, what's that?" The mom also thinks fast and says, "It's a garage." Then Fred leaves the room and goes back to sleep again. After a while, he wakes up again. He rushes to the room, and says, "Mommy, Daddy! I had a very scary dream!" "What was it dear?" the mom asks. "The car went to the garrage!"

funniness: 4.20

rating: PG-13