William D.

A boy was going to his girlfriend's house and he was sitting down for dinner with the dog and the girlfriend's father. He decided to play a trick on the father and farts and thinks the dog did it. He let out a fart and the father said, "Sparky!" The boy said, "Wow! He thinks the dog is farting!" The boy let out another fart, a little louder, and the father said, "Sparky!" The boy was very pleased and let out an extremely loud fart and the father said, "Sparky! Get the hell out of here before the boy shits on you!"

funniness: 3.78

rating: PG