April M.

A young boy was walking to school one day and he came across a devil. The devil stopped him and asked him "where are you going" and the boy replied " i'm on my way to school" the devil then said " don't call it school call it hell". So the boy kept walking and came across a second devil and the devil asked what he was carring and the boy replied " it's my lunch" and the devil said "don't call it lunch call it shit". The same devil asked "who made it for you" and he replied "my mom" and the devil said "don't call her your mom call her bitch". Well the next day the boy woke up and said to his mom "Hey bitch make me my shit so i can go to hell".

funniness: 2.60

rating: R