William D.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retreiver. How do you know a blonde has sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine? What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a four-way stop. Why did the blonde sell her television? To buy a DVD player.

funniness: 5.62

rating: PG