nathan s.

If CD?s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards? What did cured ham actually have? Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17? Why is it when we duck they call us chicken? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why would Dodge make a car called Ram? Can someone give up lent for lent? What do vegetarians feed their dogs? How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? Can a metal plate in your head get rusted? Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down? Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage? Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18? If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ? If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later? Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper? Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? Why is that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Is sign language the same in languages other than English? If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more? When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

funniness: 6.04

rating: G