Roy T.

Laura Bush decided to sit in on a cabinet meeting one day, when the Vice President turned to the President and said "Jackass, what do we need to do about New Orleans?" Taken aback, Mrs Bush held her tounge. Then the Vice President said "Jackass, what do we need to do about Iraq?" Shocked, she again held her tounge, but grew more and more disgusted with the disrespect shown to her husband. Finally, she had enough when the VP said "Jackass, we need to talk to Congress about Medicare." So she pulled the President aside and asked him "Honey, why do you let Dick Cheney call you Jackass like that?" "Oh, he-haw, he-haw, he allways calls me that."

funniness: 3.50

rating: PG