William D.

One day, a college student was doing a report where he had to remove the legs of a grasshopper and see what it would do. He ripped off one leg and told it to hop and it did. He ripped off another leg and told it to hop and it hopped. He ripped off its third leg and told it to hop and it did. He ripped off its last leg and told it to hop but it didn't. He told it to hop but it didn't. So he concluded that if you rip off a all of a grasshopper's legs, it will become deaf.

funniness: 3.75

rating: PG