Chris M.

Q: How do you scare a man? A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers. Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A: In the pages of a romance novel. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him. Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A: No phone numbers. Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG