jennifer p.

One day a blonde and a brunette went to a guru to ask what is it that they must do to get rid of their sins. The guru replied "Well you have to both throw yourself off of the same cliff and whoever lands 1st will go to heaven but the other one-hell awaits!" So off they trotted to devon cliffs and threw themselves off of the cliffs. Who dropped 1st you ask, well the brunette of course, the blonde had to stop for directions on the way down!

funniness: 3.39

rating: G