Adam G.

Application For a Piece of Ass Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While Screwing Do You: Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______ Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______ Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________ All of the Above_____________________ List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best: 1)______________ 2)______________ 3)______________ When You Cum Do You: Wiggle______ Wobble__________ Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________ Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________ What Kind of Screw Do You Like? Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________ All Night____________ All Speeds___________ How Many Times? _________________ How Long Do You Like To Screw At One Interval? ___________________________ If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References (Not Immediate Family) Name:______________ Address:______________ Phone:__________ Name:______________ Address:______________ Phone:__________ Would your service be Free of Charge?_______ If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free, What Are Your Charges For: One Night_________ One Hour____________ Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________ What Credit Cards Will You Accept? Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______ Sears________ JC Penney's___________ All of the Above________ Others_________ Comments __________________________ ~~Thanks for reading. Please vote!

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG-13