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There were three pregnant women. One of them wanted her baby to be a professional basketball player. After she gave birth, her son was in the NBA 20 years later. Another woman wanted her son to be a professional football player. After she gave birth, her son was in the NFL 20 years later. The third woman wanted her son to be cool. When she was giving birth, the doctor was having trouble pulling him out, so the cool baby says, "Move your your hands, I'll get out myself..!"

funniness: 4.14

rating: PG