Brett B.

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench just shoving his face with chocolate. An old man sat down next to him and said "son ur gonna make ur stomache hurt if u keep eatin all that chocolate." Little Johnny looked at the man and said "My grandpa lived to be 101 yrs old." and the old man replied, "i know it wasnt by eating all that chocolate." Little Johnny sat there for a second and said "Nope, it was by minding his own damn business."

funniness: 4.80

rating: PG