Alex V.

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (caught by TV cameras). 1) "You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 2) See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 3) "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005 4) "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."?On the prospect of visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 5) "But Iraq has?have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." ?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005 6) "We're spending money on clean coal technology. Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?"?Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005 7) "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." ?Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005 8) "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."?Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005 9) "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make?it would hope?put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." ?Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005 10) "Those 2 towers were useless....I mean really? Where would we use them now? Wait, they are broken, so we can't use them......I wonder how long it would take. Anyways, people of America, I promise you, no more terrorist attacks after the next 5 or 6. You WILL be in safety. As long as you move to another country. (secritery whispers to Bush). *Pauses*, I meant to say America is safe, rest a sured it's going to be fine!" Washington D.C---September 28th, 2001. Dishonorable mentions: "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 "I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." ?Washington D.C., April 14, 2005 "In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?' "?Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

funniness: 3.56

rating: PG