Ren R.

An old woman tried to seduce her husband one night so she wore a see through night gown to bed. Her old man didn't notice. The next night, still strying to seduce her husband, the old woman wore a thong to bed. The old man still didn't notice and went straight to sleep. Really frustrated, the third night, she went barenaked and stood in front of her husband. The old man sure did notice it and said, "What's with your dress tonight? It's all creased!" *tOiNk*

funniness: 5.60

rating: PG