David S.

One day, the president had to go to a big meeting ant the G8 Summit, and he had to leave his six year old daugther Jane at home. Jane was scared of everything. Her babysitter was a male Harvard student. His name was Sean. The night the Sean arrived, Jane was glued to the TV. Sean said as he left the room,"I'm going to take a shower, so be good." Jane said, "I'm scared! Can I take a shower with you?" He yelled,"No!" Jane said, "I'll tell my daddy!" So Sean said,"Fine." In the shower Jane saw Sean's penis. She said,"What's that?" He said,"That's G.I. Joe." Jane said,"Can I play with G.I Joe?" He yelled,"No!" Jane said, "I'll tell my daddy!" So Sean said,"Fine." So later he told Jane, i'm tired, i'm going to bed." Jane said,"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?" He yelled,"No!" Jane said, "I'll tell my daddy!" So Sean said,"Fine." The next morning Sean said,"Gee, I have this terrible pain where G.I. Joe was!" So Jane said,"First G.I. Joe got really really long and kicked my leg. Then you slapped him since he kicked me, but then he sprayed me with glue! Then he got short again. But after that he squirted me with lemonade! Then I got so mad that i bit off G.I. Joe and guess what i did then. I ATE G.I JOE!"

funniness: 4.93

rating: R