Blake J.

To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town" She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy. She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why. Paris Hilton's Coming to town. She'll take off from the "Simple Life". She'll tape you both when you sleep. You won't want her to be your wife. Cause man can she be cheap. Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy. She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why. Paris Hilton's coming to town She's takin your friends, and doin them twice. You better believe she's setting a price. Paris Hilton's Coming. Boy, is Paris Cumming. Paris Hilton's Coming to town!

funniness: 4.13

rating: PG-13