Moe R.

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

funniness: 5.17

rating: PG-13