Taylor F.

There was a chinese man a samoan and a moari man they all went on a tour and they went up to crystal mountain and the chinese man went inside the cave and touched the gold and the ghost said you touch my gold and youll be dead dead dead and he ran out side screaming .The samoan man went inside and touched the gold and the ghost said you touch my gold and youll be dead dead dead and he ran out screaming. the moari man went inside and touched the gold and the ghost said if you touch my gold youll be dead dead dead and the moari man said if you dont shut up ur ass will be red red red!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

funniness: 2.67

rating: PG