Arminda B.

42.7% of all statistics are thought of on the spot. If at first you don't succeed, the failure might be your thing. Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow! Smile, It confuses people. Look, a funeral home, people are dying to get into there! Save a soybean, eat a vegan! Lets review or left and right, your right, i left. I may be skitzophrenic but at least i have each other! I am cleverly disquised as a responsible person. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you!

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