William P.

1. Forgetting his other glove 2. Forgetting to make sure that the random family he was going to kill wasn?t his own 3. Telling the judge. ?So hows your family? 4. Forgetting to tie BOTH his shoes before he decided to run 5. Buying his knife at the same store Jason X and Michael Myers bought theirs.

funniness: 2.50

rating: PG