mr. t.

Once upon a time there was a 4 year old kid who's mom hired a baby sitter to baby sit her little boy. One babysitter was a girl. As the night wore on it got time for bed so the boy slept in his bunk on the bottom-bunk and the girl slept on the top. She called her boyfriend and he went up with her. They didn't want to wake the little boy up with there screaming, so they made up code words for different things. Lettuce was to push harder and tammato was to change positions. They started off lettuce-tommato-lettuce-lettuce on and on but finally they wake the kid and he yells. "stop making sandwiches!! you keep getting mayonaise all over me!!"

funniness: 5.05

rating: PG-13