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Hi, I'm Ashley. No, I'm not Yes, I am Would you shut up? You shut up, dickhead! I'm a dickhead? You're the one who's copying me! Me? I started first! No, you didn't! Yes, I did. You boner bitin' dick fart fuck face! You dildo lovin' ass ramin' dick bender! Ooh! Now you've done it! Yeah, yeah? Yeah! What are you going to do? I don't know. Wanna go get a soda? Yeah, sure, why not? But first, we've got to tell the idiot watching us to stop making that face. It's creeping me out.

funniness: 3.67

rating: PG-13