Matthew M.

3 old men were sitting on a bench talking about the good ol' days. The first one says 'I miss my youth as it now hurts when I pee and is very hard to endure so I usually do it in the morning to get it done with' The second one says ' thats nothing compared to me, for me I don't have good bowel movement so I do it also in the morning to get it finished with' The third one replies 'I have no problem for either, I usually have a pee at around 6:00am and then good bowel movement at 6:30am but the problem is that I wish I could wake up before seven.

funniness: 5.94

rating: PG