Kaity R.

A kindergaten pupil told his teacher he' found a cat but it was dead.' "How did you know that it was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answerd the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

funniness: 6.32

rating: PG