John F.

Once there was a boy and a girl and they loved playing catch. So one day they were playing catch and the boy's mom screamed, "Johnny time for dinner!" the boy said sarah it's time for you to go home. The girl said no. The boy said yes! the girl said i'll tell your mommy he said fine........ they played catch all night the he had to take a shower he said,sarah it's time for you to go home. The girl said no. The boy said yes! the girl said i'll tell your mommy he said fine........ they took the shower TOGETHER It was a hot summer night so the boy decided to go to bed naked the boy said,the boy said sarah it's time for you to go home. The girl said no. The boy said yes! the girl said i'll tell your mommy he said fine........ but you have to promise not to play with mr. tinkles she said ok... the next morning he woke up in the hospital he saw the girl he said why am i in the hospital she said.... i was playing with mr. tinkles and he spit at me so i bit him!

funniness: 4.41

rating: PG