Emily P.

There were these three boys this girl hated. She decided to lock them in closets. They all were empty except the third. It was filled with used tampons. She checked the first boy in the first empty closet after a month. He was dead. She checked the second one after a month. He was dead. She check the third one filled with tampons and he was alive and the closet was empty. He said,"I survived off of jelly donuts!"

funniness: 2.17

rating: PG