David S.

One day a girl sat down in sunday school, and the boy directly behind her had a needle. After settling down, the teacher asked,"What was the name of the mother of god?" The girl was poked and she yelled,"Virgin Mary!" The teacher said,"Very good!" Then she said, "What was the name of the son of God?" The boy poked the girl wit the needle again and she yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher said,"Very good!" Then the teacher asked, "What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?" The boy poked the girl wit the needle again and she yelled, "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'll kill you!"

funniness: 4.20

rating: PG