killi b.

A scotsman got on a bus in london and put his suitcase under the stairs and said "tower of london please". The driver said" thats 60p plus 10p for the suitcase " "What! im not paying for the suitcase" "if you dont pay im throwing it off the bus" still the scot refused to pay so the driver picked up the suitcase and threw it into the river Thames the scotsman was furious he screamed "you are not satisfied with trying to rob me you English crook but you try to drown me wee boy as well"

funniness: 2.00