Ryan H.

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life. WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!! WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave ur ass if ur gettin banked BLACK FRIENDS: Will fight right along with you

funniness: 5.52

rating: PG