Sandra M.

-> A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn -> Never turn your back on a charging turtle -> If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either -> The shortest distance between two points is under construction -> At the end of the day it gets dark -> A day without sunlight is like night -> You shouldn't have children after 35. Really, 35 children is enough -> Is anybody really "normal"? -> Clones are people too -> Indecision is the key to flexibility -> Would a fly without wings be called a walk? -> I park my car in the broom closet -> No matter where you go, there you are -> My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely ->Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool ->Insanity is the best form of relaxation -> Cross-country skiing is easier in a small country -> You cannot tell which way the train went just by looking at the track

funniness: 5.91

rating: PG