willie o.

A black man was swimming in the pool at a grand hotel resort. The water was rather cool so he knew something was wrong when he felt something warm coming from his genitalia. ?Oh God this is the end, I am bleeding from my dick? everyone in the pool knew something was wrong. So four men in the pool picked him and were carrying him to the side when the life guard looked in the pool and said to him. ?Hey no peeing in the pool?.

funniness: 2.18

rating: PG