Aaron D.

A man was in a waiting room waiting for his wife to come out from the beauty parlour! He sees a machine which says, cold drinks, so he inserts a one pound coin into the machine, and out comes a cold drink. He sees another machine which says: Sparkling Manicures, so he inserts a one pound coin into the machine, puts his hand through a hole and when he pulled them out, he had red fingernails. He say a final machine which says: What every man wants, so he inserts a one pound coin into the machine, undoes his fly, inserts his little soldier into the machine and then he screamed. When he pulled it out, there was blood, and on the end of it was a button! 'EVERY MANS DREAM!'

funniness: 5.60

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