blake s.

A drunk is sitting at a bar having a drink. He has a box resting on the bar in front of him. A guy askes him, "What do you have there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "well, you know how i get carried away sometimes and drink too much. When i get drunk i see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why i got this mongoose, for protection." "You idiot!" the other guy says. "those are imaginary snakes." "That's okay," whispers the drunk, showing the empty interior of the box, "so is the mongoose."

funniness: 4.40

rating: PG