Joey H.

Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of a busy intersection. ____________________________________________________________ Doctor,Doctor,I keep stealing things. Take one of these pills and if that doesn't work,then bring me a computer. ____________________________________________________________ Waiter,there is a small slug in my salad. Sorry,do you want a bigger one? ___________________________________________________________ What goes 1 2 3.... 99 bonk. A centipede with a wooden leg.

funniness: 4.72

rating: G