Jay P.

An Englishmen, Irishman and a scotsman are all eager to cross the canadian border but realise that their passports have expired an would not be allowed to cross. The English man finds a farmer and asks him to sneak him across the border. The farmer says "I know, get in the back of the trailer and when we get there i'll say i've got cows." They get to the border and the border control ask whats in the trailer the farmer says that he has cows in the back. The englishman says "MOO" He goes across. The Irishman finds the same farmer and asks him to sneak him across the border. The farmer says "ok, get in the back of the trailer, and i'll say i have sheep in the back." They get to the border and border control once again ask him what's in the trailer. He replies that he has sheep. The Irishman goes "BAAAA" They get let across. The scotsman finds the same farmer and asks him to sneak him across the border. the farmer says "Ok, you get in the trailer and i'll say that i've got potatoes in the back. They get to the border and border control obce again ask him what's in the trailer. He replies that he has potatoes The scotsman says "POTATOES"

funniness: 3.93

rating: PG