Ian C.

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." "Really? Thats why your doing that?" Davie asks. "Yes, son." He replied, Aggravated. "Dad?" "What now?" "I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG