Brittni S.

Every now & then, some of you have to have a blind date. So whether you're male or female, you need to beware of some of them! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If you're a girl, you've got to beware of losers. Girls, your blind date is a loser if: ~ He has more hair on his face than he does on his head. * He picks the lock of your front door instead of knocking or ringing the doorbell. ~ He shows up driving a hearse. * He asks you if you'd like something to drink and takes you to the water fountain in the park. ~ He takes you to a fancy resteraunt wearing a T-Shirt with another girl's [not a celeb!] picture printed on it. (Even worse if it's his mother!) *When he meets your parents, he picks a fight with them. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ And guys, you've got to be aware of date duds. She's a dud if: ~ She's the kind of girl who uses too much perfume and not enough deoderant or toothpaste. * She yells downstairs "I'll be ready as soon as I find my wig and false teeth!" ~ She sticks her bubblegum behind her ear to kiss you hello. * You have to stand on a chair to kiss her hello. ~*~*~* If she looks you up and down and says "I'd like you better if you were tall, dark and handsome!" [note: a GREAT reply for this is: "If I were tall, dark, and handsome, I wouldn't be out with you!"] *-*-*-*-*----------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

funniness: 5.07

rating: PG