andrew J.

thier was a guy and he was thirsty so he walked into a place called the queens legs he says hey can i have a drink to a lady at the counter she says sorry we are closed so he sleeps out side. the next morning he wakes up by the cops and they say mate what are you doing the guy says i am waiting for the queens legs to open up so i can have a drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funniness: 2.83

rating: PG