Kieran W.

T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Mum at the whore house and dad smoking grass. My brother settling down for a nice peice of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my bed to see what?s the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick. I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a moment the fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight. "Go fuck yourselves have a hell of a night!".

funniness: 5.50

rating: R