stevie p.

There were three pigs at a diner. the waitress came and said,"what would you like to drink?" the first pig said,"i`d like diet coke." the second pig said,"i`d like sprite." the third pig said,"i want beer!Lots and lots of beer! The waitress came back with their drinks and said,"what would you like to eat?" the first pig said,"i`d like the steak." The second pig said,"i`d like the shrimp." The third pig said,"I want beer!Lots and lots of beer!" When they were done eating the waitress said,"What would you like for dessert?" the first pig said,"i`d like ice cream." the second pig said,"i`d like a brownie. the third pig said,"I want beer!Lots and lots of beer!" So finally the waitress said,"What is it with you and beer?" the third pig said,"its like in our story,one of us has to go wee,wee,wee all the way home!"

funniness: 4.80

rating: PG