Ward N.

So, it seems this group of surgeons were sitting about during an interlude, when the usual topic came up... The first surgeon said: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon said: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third pipes up: "Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded." The fourth sneers: "Lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable." To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniels (as all surgeons do between operations), says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

funniness: 7.20

rating: PG