Kitty K.

1. Men aren't pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive, caring animals. 2. I'm not drunk you shilly sit 3. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's students 4. Procrastinators Unite....Tomorrow 5. Caution, Blonde thinking 6. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder 7. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any 8. I'd kiss you, but I have a strong gag reflex 9. Queen of the bad girls 10. It looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks 11. Men are like outhouses, always taking and full of crap 12. Instant Human, just add coffee 13. Dog and Husband missing, 100$ reward for return of dog 14. Face it...sometimes you're the dog...and sometimes you're the fire hydrant 15. Money isn't everything...but it keeps the kids in touch 16. Beer...4 out of 5 people prefer it to Prozac 17. I smile because you've all finally driven me INSANE 18. I feel better now that I've lost all hope 19. Lost in thought...a deep, dark, unfamiliar place 20. Let me show you how we do it in the trailer park 21. If you want sunshine, go to the beach 22. Looking for a 10...will settle for a 5

funniness: 6.76

rating: PG