Matt D.

Three men are stuck on an island. The first man, who is white, tries to swim for help. He is eaten by sharks. The second man, who is black, tries and is eaten too. The third man, who is Mexican, swims all the way to land. One shark asks the other, "Why didn't you eat him?" The other shark says, "Mexican food gives me gas."

funniness: 6.37

rating: PG