Silverseeker S.

A man is convicted of murdering a woman. The man then goes to a lawyer and asks how much it would be to support his case. "Five hundred dollars!" "Five Hundred dollars? I don't have that much money! Is there anyway you can lower the price?" "Well," says the lawyer, "I have one glass eye. Tell me which eye is the glass one and I'll support your case for free." Immediately the man says, "The left eye." "Wow!" goes the lawyer, "How did you know?" The man then replies, "It's the one with the kind expression."

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG